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I walked into the kitchen and lost my appetite for some reason.
You walk into the kitchen. There’s nobody home, and the lights are dim. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him
Spongebob Squarepants
#He gets on all fours and breaks into a sprint #then he stops on his right foot #don’t forget it #now he brings it around town
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Say What Now of the Day: Pastor Charles L. Worley of Providence Road Baptist Church in Maiden, North Carolina, went on an anti-President Obama rant earlier this month during a sermon. Then he got off topic:
I figured a way to get rid of all the lesbians and queers. Build a great, big, large fence — 150- or 100-mile-long — put all the lesbians in there… Do the same thing with the queers and the homosexuals and have that fence electrified so they can’t get out… And you know what, in a few years, they’ll die.
He ended his sermon with this thought:
God have mercy. It makes me pukin’ sick to think about — I don’t even whether or not to say this in the pulpit — can you imagine kissing some man?
Notice the “Amens” from the congregation throughout.
I’m reading everyone’s comments & stuff but like, what is “agennit?”
My dog’s meals, Monday through Friday: Two raw chicken thighs, half of a zuccini, half of a squash, a third of a sweet potato, a handful and a half of organic baby spinach, one whole carrot, and an optional apple. One bowl at 11am, one at 7pm.
My meals, Monday through Friday: One small coffee at 2:30pm. One Lunchable at 6pm.
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5 Seconds of Every #1 Billboard Hot 100 Hit From 1993-2011
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